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  1. scaff added a post in a topic Post your stuff   

    hax all the way
     
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  2. scaff added a topic in FP Fun Corner   

    Murphy
    Murphy calls to see his mate
    Paddy who has a broken leg
    Paddy says me feet are freezing mate could you nip upstairs and get me slippers

    No bother  He says and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy s two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds
    Hello dere girls your Da sent me up to shag ya both
    Fook off you liar
    ill prove it Murphy says
    So he shouts down the stairs
    Both of them Paddy
    Off course whats the use off fookin one
     
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  3. scaff added a topic in General Discussions   

    Hooligans
    What a great video

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  4. scaff added a topic in FP Fun Corner   

    Driver
    Passenger taps his taxi driver on the shoulder.
    The driver shits himself swerves nearly hits a bus and stops inches from a shop window.
    Fuck me your jumpy arent you i only tapped your shoulder.
    Sorry says the cabbie its my first day .
    Ive been driving a hearse for the last 20 years.
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  5. scaff added a topic in FP Fun Corner   

    Council
    I applied for a job working for the council.
    They asked me what are you good at?
    I replied fuck all
    They said i can start Monday.
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  6. scaff added a topic in FP Fun Corner   

    Nice hair
    A man mentions to a coworker that her hair smells nice.
    The woman suddenly grows enraged,storms into her supervisors office and declares loudly that's shes quitting and has filed a sexual harassment suit.
    Come on says the supervisor, whats wrong with a guy saying your hair smells nice.
    Hes a fucking midget she says.
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  7. scaff added a topic in FP Fun Corner   

    Paddy
    Paddy's sitting on a wall
    A farmer drives by with a load of manure
    What are you doing with the manure Paddy asks
    The farmer replies im putting it on my rhubarb
    Jaysus says Paddy i put custard om mine
     
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  8. scaff added a post in a topic Bread   

    i give up
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  9. scaff added a post in a topic Moles   

    ooooooooooohhhhhhhhh dear
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  10. scaff added a post in a topic BF1 Emblem   

    i have a question
     
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  11. scaff added a post in a topic XCOM Retro Gaming   

    Iam the strongest holding every one up 

    Well done Adam
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  12. scaff added a topic in FP Fun Corner   

    Little boy
    A little boy asked his dad whats between mums legs?
    Dad its paradise my boy.
    Son OK so whats that between your legs
    Dad Thats the key to paradise
    Son well you better get that lock changed because that prick next door has a spare key
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  13. scaff added a topic in FP Fun Corner   

    Joke 2
    What do you call an Irishman who keeps bouncing off walls.......Rick O Shea
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  14. scaff added a topic in FP Fun Corner   

    Joke
    What do you call a Chinese man with a camera ........Phil Ming
     
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  15. scaff added a post in a topic Carry on FP   

    Lee.....Sid James
    Craig....Charles Hawtrey
    Lynne ....Barbara Windsor
    Coops ....Kenneth  Connor
    Scaff...Bernard Bresslaw
    Kelvin..... Terry Scott
    Mr Press.....Leslie Phillips
    Adam ...Jim dale
     
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